Beauty is Pain for Leading Lady’s Man
Miss Jane needed a new wardrobe to promote her new film but was reduced to tantrums when none of the dresses she could find suited her taste. “I hate these mall fashions!”
Cats Galore at Hazelwood Home
Reports are coming out that Miss Jane’s two feline companions were taken with kitten shortly before her “Escape From Bitch Mountain”, and have since given birth to a total of nine babies.
Rumors Swirl Around Digital Diva
It’s anybody’s guess what America’s Sweetheart is up to now, as the past week has seen a marked change in her behavior. In the absence of a public announcement, however, speculation is the order of the day.
Cast of “RNR” Share Rest, Relaxation, and More!
Four leading ladies of “Phoenix RNR”, the longest running series on Craigslist, were recently spotted at a Tempe hot spot where diners got more than they bargained for.
Sources state that Miss Calamity Jane joined her costars at a fashionable hour dressed in a neo-punk white-on-black hoodie sweater and classic black chucks. In sharp contrast [...]
Guy Revived Following Attack by Count Fistula
Fans of the canine sitcom “Gizmo Barks” were stunned today by news that the Human companion of the show’s title character (known only as “the guy”) had been the victim of a vampire attack which took place on Thursday.
According to witnesses, the guy was attending a routine health appointment when his sudden cries for help [...]
Calamity Makes Celebrity Endorsement
Fans of Miss Jane were surprised today when she released an endorsement that seemed oddly misplaced, considering the two candidates named are not currently in the polls. As voters in Iowa choose today between Mikester and Bart, Calamity Jane released the video shown here.
A spokesperson for Miss Jane declined to comment but a source [...]
