I See the Kids Have Been Playing
I thought it would be nice to post some vids of the little ones, as you may have guessed Samantha is the anti-social one, while Star lives up to his name. We are both hoping that Samantha will grow out of her rebellious phase but she spends a lot of time by herself and [...]
FUCKIN’ MEOW, MAN!
DUDE! YOU ARE INSANE! WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS ACTING LIKE WE ARE YOUR KIDS? CATS ARE NOT HUMANS YOU IDIOT! AND QUIT TRYING TO TOUCH ME, I DO NOT WANT TO BE PETTED. ALSO I DO NOT WANT TO WRITE BLOGS YOU STUPID MAN. I DON’T EVEN HAVE HANDS, [...]
Lost and Found
Last night, I wasn’t able to get inside. It was awful! My dad fell asleep early and I couldn’t get his attention… He left the door open for me but I have grown so much that I finally couldn’t squeeze through! And it was so cold and dark that I didn’t know what to do [...]
A Blog About Gizmo
My dad has been teaching us how to type and spell and tonight he said I could try writing a blog. Yay! I love all the fun stuff I do as a kitty but this human stuff looks fun too. My cousin Gizmo has a blog so I’m really excited but today [...]
Imagine There no Gender
Thanks to this detailed diagram I have been able to determine that my new baby kitten is actually a boy, contradicting my complete and total assumption up to this point that he was a girl. Apparently, lack of a visible weiner is not proof… You have to read between the lines, so to [...]
