Beauty is Pain for Leading Lady’s Man
It seems that Bart and Miss Jane have been scuffling again - rumor has it they were recently spotted on a shopping trip. Miss Jane needed a new wardrobe to promote her new film but was reduced to tantrums when none of the dresses she could find suited her taste. “I hate these mall fashions!”
Alas Gentleman Bart finally lost his temper and flatly stated to the aging diva that the problem was not the dresses, it was her weight gain! Miss Jane indignantly retorted that she had actually lost weight in the past weeks to no avail. Bart continued to run his loud mouth until Miss Jane finally stamped off in a huff. When he finally caught up, she was hovering near by the Cinnabon, chatting up the bun boy for free samples.
Insane with jealousy, he immediately purchased a dozen cinnabons to woo her away, and promised to buy her any dress, as many as she wanted. “I don’t want any of these dresses”, she pouted. But Bart just smiled and said, “Well then you will have to get yours custom made”. Whereupon Miss Jane telephoned her tailor with instructions for the new “look”, stuffed another sticky bun in her mouth, and prepared to disembark for fitting.
Sources lost track of the couple after that but it is understood that she will be unveiling some new evening wear at the upcoming Awards show where she is the favored nominee for “Best Actress” and so we can only assume that the tale had a happy ending, although trashier sources have stated that Bart was seen later that night boozing in West Hollywood with two lesbian midgets and may have been unfaithful.
Has he grown tired of Miss Jane’s dramatics? Those rumors remain unconfirmed at press time, but many “in the know” would not be surprised. “She’s a tough cookie to deal with” said one insider who preferred to remain anonymous. “Especially when it comes to her wardrobe!”
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