Rumors Swirl Around Digital Diva
It’s anybody’s guess what America’s Sweetheart is up to now, as the past week has seen a marked change in her behavior. In the absence of a public announcement, however, speculation is the order of the day. Is she pregnant? Is she on drugs? Is she in a new movie? Is she in love?
The mystery deepens as sources near her report she is preparing to embark on some kind of “cleanse” procedure including a 10-day fast and a new, all-natural diet. What’s that all about? Has she gone “Madge” on us? Is Kabbalah next? Will the pizza delivery industry ever recover?
These questions and more have kept tongues wagging but true to form, Miss Jane is keeping her cards held close and a poker face - even as she jets about in her town car, busy as a bee on projects unseen. Said a source close to her, “I haven’t seen Calamity glow like this in a long time, but what’s causing it? Your guess is as good as mine.”
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